Status Updates From The Forbidden Note (Redwood...

You’re brakes aren’t working and instead of calling 911 you call an 18 year old nepo baby. Real smart.

Bro sol is genuinely SO FINE like PLEASE someone wife him uppp

“ He’s been so amazing to me.”
So close! This is actually the guy who tried to get u pregnant w out your consent for money so

“Throw the entire dictionary at me, tiger. Come on.”
I roll my eyes… “You
have such a big ego.”

You’re a full grown English teacher and this is your “entire dictionary?”

“ Cadey is perched between Dutch’s legs, her arms looped under his knees and resting on his shins. His legs hang over her like he’s a human rollercoaster restraint.”

Someone draw me a diagram wha does this mean

yapping? From an old woman?

“My brown knuckles turn red as I squeeze.”
As a brown person, I don’t feel the need to refer to my knuckles as brown but wtv

Ok so I know I’m supposed to be on his side but his dad lowkey clocked him. Yes, he’s unreliable and he has no goals in life. He’s such a fragile man whose only obsession is drinking, drums and women. Like maybe fix urself instead of taking it out on ur dad

Genuinely why would anyone care if the guy was at a funeral parlor. Like what could possible be so interesting about him that the entire school should know

Wait if he has signal in the coffin why doesn’t he just call the parlor himself?

“ those plump lips mashing together”
…mashing?

Am not really feeling it as much as the first 3 books. I feel like it would have been better if they weren’t step-siblings and am a little disappointed in zane, i thought he would be more funnier than… this.
So far so boring…..

Girl ur a teacher. Stop idolizing them, that’s like me thinking some middle school kids are tuff

“He’s chaos wrapped in a chiseled jawline”
Only 9 pages without the chiseled jawline mention