Status Updates From My Boss is a Giant: He Mana...

Wat. De. Neuk?

Where did THAT came from?

😒

Ik had dit veel eerder willen zien...

Nouja of gewoon niet. Niet alleen dat maagden ding is irritant maar het feit dat ze blijkbaar nog nooit heeft gemastubeerd.. Ze is 30. Ze heeft vrouwelijke vrienden? Ze drinkt? Vrouwen kletsen. .

Ugh.

*le sigh*

Jup, very Harlequin-ish.

You know... I am really glad I am the kind of person I am because even when I was a virgin I knew this was some ullshit.

This feels very old-skool somehow. All the responsibility of the female pleasure lies with her. Nothing about them discovering theirs together.

And there it is 🤦‍♀️.

Going fast (she is a virgin), remarking on her lack of wetness and then the suggestion that he will put it in regardless not sexy.

Look I like the female character. She wants to bone the male character. Can we not have some unrealistic dude who somehow knows her body in and out? Who pleasures her first?

Ooohh this is dumb.

But in a good way! So that is good to know.

😲 Dude. Maybe first introduce yourself?

I keep picking up steamship titles because erotic romance manga targeted at women about women are still somewhat of a novelty. Yet women buy just as much (if not more) manga as men.

So I want to support this. But it is such a shame I haven't enjoyed much of them. They keep missing the point.

This is a complete story and the title made me laugh so here is hoping it will be entertaining!

„You are not wet“ - GET IT WET AHHH