Status Updates From Cheap Therapist Says You're...

"Technically, I shared the yard with the other occupants of our building, but nobody ever went out there but me. In nice weather, I liked to lie down in the grass and listen to the power lines hum and thrum overhead."

"Where do you work? they said.

I work at a factory.

What kind of a factory? some of them said.

We make metal parts, I said to them.

Metal parts for what? said one guy one time.

For the insides of miniature toilets, I said to him, going off script [...]"

"It's not against any law I know of to stand or to pee your pants in a jewelry store which serves free coffee downtown while a watchmaker stands nearby, polishing watches."

😂

(except for Carbon Monoxide 😴)

Sooo odd but entertaining quick reads when I have just a min

She operated quickly, efficiently, and silently—priestess of the observable world in her flowing white lab coat.