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"Where do you work? they said.

I work at a factory.

What kind of a factory? some of them said.

We make metal parts, I said to them.

Metal parts for what? said one guy one time.

For the insides of miniature toilets, I said to him, going off script [...]"

"It's not against any law I know of to stand or to pee your pants in a jewelry store which serves free coffee downtown while a watchmaker stands nearby, polishing watches."