Status Updates From The Avengers: The Book Of T...

In honour of the great Stan Lee. I will read this again.

Nick Fury I salute you💕

“I do not kneel to men like you,” the old man said.
“There are no men like me,” Loki replied
“There are always men like you,” the old man retorted.

That old man won my respect ✊

Bruce, like everyone else, was in particular awe of Steve Rogers - the famous Captain America - and took full advantage of the opportunity to speak to a living legend, one who technically wasn’t even living just a short time ago.

Okay, I definitely relate because Cap is my hero and I too am always in awe of him ❤️💙

Banner didn’t believe it. He still thought that S.H.I.E.L.D. Wanted the Hulk, not Banner.
“Stop lying to me!” He shouted with a vehement anger.
Natasha, who was not easily jarred, was startled out of her wits, bracing herself for Banner’s transformation into the Hulk.
Then Bruce began to laugh. “That was mean”

I love this scene In the movie 🍿🎥. I love Bruce.

“He tossed the file to Tony, who opened it and begun to read.
“Aaaaaaaaa... ‘personality overview: Mr Stark displays compulsive behaviour.’ ... in my own defence, that was last week.”

“Prone to self - destructive tenancies..’ I mean, please. And aren’t we all?”

“ ‘Textbook...narcissism’? Agreed.”

Typical Tony Stark😀.

Note: It’s funnier with the Nick Fury lines inbetween.

“I knew this scientist - a pioneer in gamma radiation. S.H.I.E.L.D. Showed up and - well - he wasn’t heard from again.”

*Heavy breathing 😶*
HULLLLK!!
Bruce Banner

I am ecstatic.

He’d also discovered the taste for coffee.
“This drink...” he said. “I like it. Another!” he shouted, smashing the mug on the floor.
Jane apologised to the staff, scurrying to clean up the mess.
“What was that?” She asked
“It was delicious, I want another.”
“Well, you could have just said that.”
“I just did!”
“I mean, asked nicely.”
“I meant no disrespect.”

The most memorable Thor scene. 🤗

Thor puffed out his chest.
“You dare threaten me, Thor, with so puny a weapon?”
With that, Darcy pulled her trigger and zapped Thor, who quivered from the electrical pulses ...” (continues)

“You are no match for the mighty...”
But before Thor could finish his sentence, he was pricked in the back with a needle and collapsed to the ground.

Oh Thor every time you say that it doesn’t end well.☺️😅😁.

Tony had tried a few times to get a word in edgewise. But he eventually gave up. Fury would always have the last one.

That’s rich considering Tony’s actual personality.😄

“Contrary to your belief, you are not the centre of my universe.” Fury continued his tirade. “I’ve got bigger problems than you in the Southwest region to deal with.”

God I love Nick Fury so much😂💕.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? No. He took it? You’re Iron Man, and he just took it?” Fury said . “Is that possible ?” He asked , turning to Agent Romanov.

I swear if I didn’t know any better it would appear that Nick sounds either intrigued or sarcastic. I know how he sounds in the movie (pretty stunned and shocked) but regardless in the book he sounds so sarcastic.😂

“Sir,” Fury called out to him, “I’m going to have to ask you to exit the doughnut.”

This line always made me giggle in the movie😂