Status Updates From Skybreaker (Matt Cruse, #2)

who the hell turned the water on

oh my goodness. why would you sit in anything?

🤢🤢 any time the story strays from the actual adventure & enters into the personal space i just roll my eyes. i do not care what you have to say or how you’re feeling. it’s all ridiculous

if he can do it then i can do it. i’m not going to take any oxygen if he doesn’t. you’re in competition w yourself dude & for no reason too

i’d get pissy too if you’re going slow & putting everything back in its place carefully. like we’re on a time crunch get moving

i do not like the mc. i get the dude can be belittling at times but he’s really just trying to get it done. he’s acting like an adult & mc is so childish. & seriously get over it. no one else could have gotten in. you deserve it

photo is how we find the pic of the girls mom i’d be pissed if the pirate dudes daughters mother was the daughter of the theodore’s ship you’re on & then her half brothers name

ok but it was slightly funny. not for him to do “toot toot” later on but deserved a chuckle. stop being bitter. it’s annoying

ok but she wasn’t upset when you told her how it happened. she even said you didn’t kill him & what he did was wrong

yeah called it

well yeah he’s enjoying it bc he can easily kill you all later

his insecurity & jealousy makes me want to throw up

poor dude always in a plane crash