Status Updates From Step Devil 2 (Bishop Ritual...

How are you not embarrassed to consistently do the stupidest thing in any given situation, Lore?

Ah yes who could have seen that coming… Lore is a naive overly trusting moron I swear she was born yesterday

Look I’m all for fmcs that don’t take orders from anyone… if they’re tough and smart. I LOVE a badass woman.
But my god, Lore has to be genuinely braindead. She’s fucked up their escape plan irreparably twice so far, almost gets them killed, and then has the audacity to laugh at him when he wants her to listen so he can get them both to safety.

“pulling out my engorged member.”


Please put that away, sir

“When I’m done using your pussy, I’m gonna cut it off and keep it as a little keepsake to remember you by.”


I’m sorry, how does one ‘cut off’ a vagina??

Good for her

She shifted in her sleep, mumbled something unintelligible, then said, “The bookstore’s having a sale on hardcovers. Can we go?”


I love her priorities lol

maybe i should reread the first one bc why did i give that one 4 stars

Petition for smut writers to stop using the word “sloppy” in spicy scenes. I cannot think of a less sexy word.

Look, I need some of you to double check exactly what words actually mean. Laughing/giggling whatever having a good time during sex, cool great awesome cute I’m happy for you.
But if someone CACKLED while fingering me, I’d be like ok get the fuck off me we’re done here…

“What if you get cold?”
He smiled darkly. “Then I’ll wear you.”
My core turned molten


Ok his line didn’t read as sexual to me. My mind fully went to skin suit immediately…

I definitely liked the first book better

Did you guys forget you’re in a rush? You so do not have time for this when you’re on the run

Lore is an idiot

That was stupid