Status Updates From Knotting the Christmas Ange...

The Elpha and I'm The Worst meet via a Very Manly Fight. This means they're both so masculinly possessive over the omega that they punch each other in their chiselled, rock hard "abdominals" and then try to penetrate each other with their big long knives. Somehow, in the midst of their manly and noble brawl, the omega is abducted under their rugged noses by the biker gnomes. Cue blue steel as they strike a deal

My name is Amaru and I'm an alpha, which makes me The Absolute Worst. My jumbo corned beef torpedo is so yuuuge it classifies as "a weapon" and jumps to attention anytime I even look at the widdle Christmas angel omega. My soul breaks every time I have to look into her "green orbs" and tell her that I can't protect her bc I'm The Worst and she can't trust me even though I drool from both ends for her :((((

The elf alpha, an Elpha if you will, wears a cowboy hat 🤠 and it is introduced by brand name ONLY. Had to look it up, since I wondered what kind of guitar/boot it could be but nope, a Santa elf goes around yeehawing 🤣