Status Updates From Pretty Policeman

micah loves curly fries... who saw that coming (i did)

uncle peter/marco is here 🤪 bc ofc damon has a bunch of sisters and an uncle. atp i need to stop pointing out every detail that confirms what i already know but it's fun, what can i say

not damon/derek having his family's emblem tattoed on his back😭😭 it was 100% a sterek fic im crying

i feel like i'm reading a sterek fanfic which is not a bad thing trust me but it's so obvious to me i can't believe no one has pointed it out before (i looked thru the reviews on here) i was already getting those vibes but it's just been revealed that stiles, i mean, micah's dad is his boss at the cop precinct HIS BEST FRIEND FROM HIGH SCHOOL IS NAMED SCOTT hello???

Though predictable at least the ending had some action — 2.25

< .. so I feel like I could care less about these characters that are eerily the same as the previous book. I want an enemies to lovers sidequest with Jensen, instead of a cop who continuously makes terrible decisions like travel to Italy with a fake name but his real passport presumably with a MAFIA BOSS. Like, really. At least give him a flaw like he’s breaking rules cause he knows he can get away with it? — 2

The setup is more complex than “Textual Confession” but somehow less interesting. Possibly because it feels like a reimagining of the same story: An accidental run-in, a mistaken identity perpetuated by a lie, a dominating billionaire with a contract, a brat with insta-love… even the descriptions are the same and repetitive. While the run-ins are interesting, there isn’t much by way of character development >

I’m turned on. THATS a man

AMOOOOOOOO