Status Updates From Dream Story

if my wife divulged to me a dream she had of fucking another man who just hours earlier she already admitted to fantasizing about, i'd probably turn into the joker.

if my friend tells me he plays music at a party completely blindfolded, said party needs a password to get into, and i'll need to acquire a face mask at 12:45 AM to attend, i'd just have to pass on that soirée.