Status Updates From Tinsel Is Like Bondage For ...

Wait, they've been dating for 18 months and Harry doesn't know if Logan has any siblings?

Connecticut, which in the snow looks like a thousand perfect postcards pasted as scenery up and down the roads.New York City already looks like an ash Slurpee,

He wears his embarrassment like a heavy security blanket, dragging it around the hallways, sulking in strange places.

Oh Logan...How can someone be so smart and so stupid at the same time?
omg, I don't know whether to laugh or... no, I'll just laugh :P

I love this story!

spoilery quote in the comments below :)

New York City already looks like an ash slurpee...

I probably should have re-read Condor first, but I am loving this anyway :)

Duh! Like I wasn't going to immediately snatch this up after reading The Condor!

I cannot get this to work on my reader but I swear I'm going to tackle it today. I may have to get a magnifying glass but I'm sure it will be totally worth it...it's Isa!

She? When did I decide my plant not only had a gender but was also going to require me to sit shiva in the event of a tragic overwatering?

IsaKFT. Tinsel is like Bondage for Trees (Kindle Locations 259-260).

I shrug. “It's a Christmas tree.” “Actually it's a potted plant with shit all over it, but whatever.”

IsaKFT. Tinsel is like Bondage for Trees (Kindle Locations 121-123).

I have plenty of normal, non-rent boy clothes, but they are also far, far back in my closet. So deep I am afraid I might fall into Narnia and come out straight.

Fuck, Logan, you can be such an ASSHOLE!!!

laughing so hard I snorted

Dog show judges! I know where that came from!

“If you call me 'Dad' I swear to God I'll bend you over my knee and give you a spanking while Logan jerks off on your face.”