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You look like a Christmas tree.”
“That’s probably the lamest compliment you ever got,” Dare said.
“I wasn’t even sure it was a compliment.”
“It was. I love Christmas.”

After wringing my heart out like that, how dare you two be so cute? 🥹

Did you lose someone close to you?”
“Myself. Thirteen years ago.”

💔🥀

Cute and wholesome, me?? Not a chance, I mean, this cover... 😭

"Mom lost interest in going to church after the second or third time. She never could keep to a schedule. But she expected me to go, like I was her stand-in. Vicarious salvation, I guess."

I hear ya, kid...

I like the set-up so far, but the back story could be delivered in a less heavy handed way....

wow, just wow

Why are there such sick people in the world, and why do the victims always blame themselves...

Had no clue of any type of polka music, but other than that it's moving along. Trying to find the spark

My emotions are all over the place...

"You can't ring the bell if you don't swing the hammer."

I think I love you Bob.