Status Updates From Zombie! Zombie! Brain Bang!

review coming soon

Yeah...umm...my 12 reviews in 12 days went to fucking shit...but Baby Armor by D.F. Noble got 5/5 stars too. FUCKING HILARIOUS! You would just have to read it to understand how damn funny this shit is!!!

"I gotta flush these things before Jenny gets back. Stupid pregnant bitch hamster."

Mike Lombaro, it’s stories like this that make me throw my arms up and scream, “I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO WRITE AS GOOD AS YOU!” Asshole. God Damn you wrote a good story.

"Luckily, her knight in sleeveless Jeff Gordon attire was there to defend her honor."

This D.F. Noble guy, is good. His story "Baby Armor" had me laughing hysterically at first. Then, it took a very twisted turn. I even got pissed off at the guy for writing this filth toward the end. Then I got to the end, smiled, and forgave him. It’s hard to find a story that runs you through the gauntlet like that and come out the other end liking it. Not recommended for anybody, but very good.

Finished "O.Z." by Brian Williams just now...fucking awesome. 5/5 stars. "That's right, mother fucking Jesus on a mother fucking rocket ship, on his way to heaven to start some ship." If that doesn't make you wanna read this story, you're nuts! It's been a while since I read the other stories, so I'm starting over. Look for one review per day for the next 12 days (as that is how many stories are in this anthology)!

I am flipping through this one...a story here, a story there...you know how it goes. OF COURSE, I picked my buddy Rich's story first (FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC)...and hope to have individual reviews for each story as I go. Of course, I'm famous for my underachievement, so don't hold your breath...