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Very disappointed- I quit it. His other book- “on Rocky Top” was great- he went backstage with the team for an entire season and shared lots of info about what it is like to play for UT.
I eagerly looked forward to reading this book, where he went to a home game at every SEC school. Instead of interesting info about the schools, it was 75% stories about him drinking and tailgating with his friends. Sophomoric

“You try peeing while a grown man is barking behind you.”

“A man spills his cooler in front of us, and his beers roll ominously into the street. ‘Oh, God,’ days his friend, as if he has just witnessed his wife being struck by a car. The beer is rescued and crisis is averted.”

—Which leads us to the ultimate metaphysical mystery, how can you prove that you don’t smell like corn dogs? Exactly. That’s why this corn-dog business is the funniest SEC insult I’ve heard yet.”