Electra’s Reviews > Dixieland Delight: A Football Season on the Road in the Southeastern Conference – A Hilarious and Irreverent Chronicle of Southern Sports Fervor > Status Update

“You try peeing while a grown man is barking behind you.”

“A man spills his cooler in front of us, and his beers roll ominously into the street. ‘Oh, God,’ days his friend, as if he has just witnessed his wife being struck by a car. The beer is rescued and crisis is averted.”

—Which leads us to the ultimate metaphysical mystery, how can you prove that you don’t smell like corn dogs? Exactly. That’s why this corn-dog business is the funniest SEC insult I’ve heard yet.”

“It seems that somehow, some way, the rumor that LSU fans smell like corn dogs has swept through the Auburn faithful. Aside from being absolutely hilarious, this accusation makes LSU fans furious. ‘I’m telling you,’ Rowder says, ‘if you walk up to any LSU fan and you smell them and then step back and say ‘Yep, corn dogs,’ they will get so mad.’