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Selene
is 47% done
I had a sudden and irrational fear that I was going to turn into Anastasia Steele and start spouting off things about my inner goddess and referring to my fucking cunt as down there. *Lol*
— May 29, 2016 07:02AM
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Charlotte
is 56% done
"I had a sudden and irrational fear that I was going to turn into Anastasia Steel and start spouting off things about my inner goddess"
— May 18, 2014 02:11PM
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Midian Sosa
is 38% done
What the hell Andi? Ewwww, and he was watching?! You are indeed the biggest idiot ever.
— Nov 30, 2013 06:45AM
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Midian Sosa
is 25% done
"You're exuding white pheromones. Put on some damn Chanel or some shit. Cover up that crap". I cannot deal LOLOLOL
— Nov 29, 2013 07:47PM
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Midian Sosa
is 4% done
"I am way too horny for a virgin" LOLOLOL
— Nov 29, 2013 08:40AM
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