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A culpa é da jojo 🥲

I'm hooked! I'm amazed at the use of descriptions! I must mention "The mountain shrugged" brilliant imagery! The description of the fall through the landing at the bottom of the cliff, I felt fear, saw the scene from above and felt the triumph; my tummy did the strange flips reserved for rollercoasters. I have a feeling the novel will be like presidential speech. I'll be pausing every few sentences so I can applaud.

Well I finished reading it and it has to be one of the weirdest books I've ever read! I have no clue how to rate it though

There's... no... *sobs*... Sasquatch... sex... *sobs some more*

Wedding bells & fade to black for the Sasquatch love scene! I'm not sure if I should be relieved or disappointed LOL

No,no,no,no. DNF

She didn’t know who this angry sasquatch was

[Can't read that with a straight face!]

Monstrous rats & giant man eating earthworms that breathe fire! Can someone (anyone!) please tell me why I'm still reading this weirdness? The only thing I can think of is that when I put this down I'm supposed to start the T-Rex porn & I'm not sure if I can face more torture today! I'm starting to hate my friends LOL

Seriously we're going to add aliens into the mix now? Sasquatches weren't enough? WTF am I reading?

I give up. So bored.

blah, blah, blah.

Bored. Info dump. *sigh*

"Although he had rather long and sharp-looking canine teeth, his mouth and lips were finely formed. He looked like an especially large and hairy hippie." OMG I'm dying of laughter here! Too many quotes I want to share!

I can't get over the phrase "huge and hairy" being used on the same page as "well proportioned and handsome" to describe the Sasquatch! Does not compute!

OK girls I'm going in, Sasquatch Jesus here I come (how did I let you talk me into this?!!)

Mel realized that the still photographs and drawings of the mythical sasquatch were correct in some ways, but mostly ill conceived. Sure, they were huge and hairy, but that was where any resemblance ended. The creature that stood in front of her ... was well proportioned and handsome. His long, fine fur seemed to change color with every move he made, like a chameleon.

I've got nothing to add to this.

Well, I wasn't expecting the incredibly somber beginning - but now the Sasquatch is here! O_O

His long, fine fur seemed to change color with every move he made
[That's so attractive in a man]

The creature’s eyes met Mel’s and in an instant a connection was made. Although Mel’s conscious mind screamed in disbelief and denial, her emotional core understood that she had just been touched, probed… deeply, by something she had only ever read about in shock rags and books on mythology. She was driving up on, and about to run over, a sasquatch!
Oh my god Jenny! You were right =))))))))

It was a man… or a bear standing upright.
[It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's Superman!]

Oh damn... I can't believe I am doing this! Buddy read with my DarkSide fellows

I don't know how I came across this book, but surprisingly I'm enjoying it. It's a big foot story. Weird, yet intriguing.

"It literally astonished him." I wasn't aware that you could be figuratively astonished.

Sasquatch?