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I've heard a lot of people say that parts of the story get lost in the translation, which I definitely feel is the case here but I'm going to keep pushing through and see if it makes any sense by the end.

i can already tell i may never read a book like this again. genuinely traumatized in advance that i won’t be able to read this for the first time again. never regretted a blind buy less in my life