Status Updates From Eternal (Eternal, #1)

"She was a walking contradiction." I'm glad you know that, Emma. I'm glad you know that.

She feels violated that Destry has been gathering personal information on her. All he did was find out her birthday. This chic needs serious help...

"There were still too many choices in front of her, too many decisions that needed to be made" I'm sorry but what choices are you talking about, Emma? You are pining after an angel. A heavenly being that most likely does not want anything to do with you and will probably not come down from heaven just to be your boy toy.

"He would have been irresistible to her...if she wasn't otherwise involved" Correct me if I'm wrong but I do believe you're still single Emma. I don't remember the angel saying yes to being in a relationship with you.

Now Emma is having a fit because she thinks she's supposed to be with the angel. She can "feel it" *bangs head against the nearest wall*

"I don't think you're weak," he said softly, "just delicate. Girls are supposed to be that way." Mm-hmm... *side-eyes this author* Also, I am convinced Emma has some kind of split personality disorder because one minute she thinks she can be friends with Destry and the next she's mad at him for trying to be friendly with her. Not that I particularly want to be friends with someone who makes statements like that....

So Emma is upset because the angel wants her to go out and have a normal life and not let him interfere with hers. Either this chic is crazy or I am. And I seriously doubt it's the latter...