Status Updates from All Editions of Vegan Zombie Apocalypse (Paperback)

Albert is starting

Um.... Tampon rats that soak up menstrual blood that is used to detoxify zombie flesh making it safe for human consumption. Cripes.

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Iza Brekilien is 80% done

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Iza Brekilien is 27% done

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Cinged is on page 176 of 322

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Cinged is on page 9 of 322

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Rachel Tsoumbakos is finished

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Rachel Tsoumbakos is 54% done

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Rachel Tsoumbakos is 41% done

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Rachel Tsoumbakos is 27% done

This is the strangest thing I have ever read! :-)

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Rachel Tsoumbakos is 11% done

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Rachel Tsoumbakos is 2% done

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Kris Lugosi is on page 256 of 322

I am almost done with the book.....however....its is dinner time and I quite literally can not read this while eating....

— Aug 04, 2013 07:20PM Add a comment

Kris Lugosi is on page 209 of 322

Paralyzed by weakness, Death watched
while 666 turned into a spinal cord monster and
crawled up to disappear into a crack in a
brain's ass end.

— Aug 02, 2013 06:33PM Add a comment

Kris Lugosi is on page 145 of 322

"A zombie werewolf or were-zombie," Able
said, horrified. "One of the disgusting
creatures of Hereticos locked behind in Hell
when the cuntdoors to the netherworld were
blocked by the zombies."

— Aug 02, 2013 05:15PM Add a comment

Kris Lugosi is on page 90 of 322

"All who refuse to
worship Necro and eat zombies are shit. They
must become extinct--the re-creation holds no
place for them."

— Jul 31, 2013 01:09PM Add a comment

Kris Lugosi is on page 72 of 322

I think I just may be sick....yeah... ::shivers and makes vomit noises::

— Jul 31, 2013 12:50PM Add a comment

Kris Lugosi is on page 72 of 322

The present method of
detoxifying/'purifying' zombie meat was by
soaking it in large tanks of menstrual blood
collected using sponge rats.

— Jul 31, 2013 12:00PM Add a comment

Kris Lugosi is on page 54 of 322

Painfield relished her sex metaphors.
Hardly anyone she knew fucked anymore. The
feeling she got killing humancows was the
closest she came now to eroticism.
Murdergasm. Not sex for sure, but the
next best thing.

— Jul 31, 2013 11:37AM Add a comment

Kris Lugosi is on page 36 of 322

Painfield relished her sex metaphors.
Hardly anyone she knew fucked anymore. The
feeling she got killing humancows was the
closest she came now to eroticism.
Murdergasm. Not sex for sure, but the
next best thing.

— Jul 31, 2013 10:41AM Add a comment