Status Updates From Friday Afternoon

So far this is a genuine story. I feel like I am reading about an actual, real life couple. Unfortunately, that's not fun and exciting. Because I i'm on the hunt for 5 Starbucks and because none of my GR Friends with similar taste in books rated this a 5, I'm not going to stop reading this. I'll try you again someday Ms. Ryan!

This book is freakn hilarious.


"I'm treating this like it's a big life event or some shit. Top three events of my life.. marriage, kids and ass fucking my wife."

Yeah, this is working for me =P

Crazy psycho wives makes my hand twitch. I need to force myself not to slap them out of hysteria.