Status Updates From Accidentally...Cimil? (Acci...

He had no clue that she shared a piece of herself, her light w/him. Minter told him lies. Which narmer believed. & the fact that his heart still beat for her regardless of all the evil deeds still struck him.

And then after that donate all the money he has to charity.

He needs to buy her an expensive villa, then head to the square & proclaim his undeniable devotion & love for her, while dressed as a naked clown. Lol

The back tat is of her riding on the back of minky. Awwww!

Took him two days to complete the back tat. Oh, also, they did habe sex but didn't finished cause she remembered their circumstances & threw him across the way.

Soooo, now narmer wants 30 days to know why he's obsessed w/cimil. She agrees, but only if he agrees to her daily challenges. Also, she will not sleep w/him because she/they both know he/they hate each other. So instead of screwing each other out 4 30 days, it's him completing her challenges & then is gifted 1 to sleep w/her. Day 1: changed his name to Rrrrroberto, w/a rolling r. Day 2: back tat of her face.

Oh yeah, Narmar also decapitated to her & threw her down an embankment...which is where she met her future self....now in 1712, she spraying poker w/her future self (whose invisible) While narmar struts in again...

Narmar killed minky...or rather sucked minky dry...poor headless unicorn minky... also, cimils future self pays her a visit & tells her to do everything opposite so her bros & sisters don't die, but while doing so, do it evil like

Priest name is minter.

One yr later, she stumbles upon normar in a new body, like her, bedding 3 diff women while also drinking their blood like said vamp. She's heartbroken- so much for their vows, she guessed.

Normar woos her but in the end is killed, then to get the collar off she vows in exchange. She's released, he dies. Then the priest comes out, asks if she vowed her heart to him & she said yes, to which then the priest Rios out her heart/light & gives normar a piece of it to create immortal beings like themselves...ish vamps basically. Because mortals & gods can't lie together.

We got cimil & Normar (Pharoah king) from 3000bc...

He captures her, places black jade collar around her neck, holds her prisoner till she vows eternal loyalty to him. She's got like a week w/him before he dies. Then Milton, the Mayan priest who set this all up gers normar to sole more agreements - just that cimil has to pledge eternal loyalty & love but normar needs to vow (woo) her 1st to do so.

That I fell in love with a mortal and then allowed some decrepit Mayan priest to turn him into a monster with my light?

Oh man, one heck of a roller coaster

It's Cimil. She's my 2x spirit animal, plus immortality, magical powers, hot vampire lover & invisible unicorn Binky... ok she's really Baba Yaga's (aka Carol) spirit animal... sigh...

...it's starting to make sense. 🤔