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dios mio que montaña rusa

Like, his sister send to Jesus to tell him Lazarus is sick, right, only he doesn't get there in time, so the dude dies, and then Martha's all mad, and Jesus is like, chill, he's gonna rise, and she's all, yeah, on judgment day, and he's like, nu-uh and brings the dude back, right?
JAJAJAJAJJA TE AMO FRANK

No tienen el presentimiento de que algo muy malo va a pasar?

Quién vergas era Luke?

"He found himself wondering if she knew what they were going through, if she cared. If she knew how sorry Frank was. If she would forgive him. If she knew where Gerard was, if he was safe, if he was with her. If she would give him back if Frank promised ti be better."

Empezamos fuerte 😭

“Let me take you home.” 🥹🥹

This book has such banger one liners, like this one:

“The chapter he was reading was about a little girl who claimed to have seen Mary a bunch of times in Belgium, which was a place Frank wasn't convinced actually existed, but whatever.”

Like, why does Frank not think Belgium exists? Where did that come from? 😂

"It’s my unicorn notebook," Mikey reminded them all.

Legendary lore pull right there.