Status Updates From Empress Theresa

So they think that North Korea won't be a threat when they waltz in just because all the weapons are destroyed? Norman, do you know the things you can do with *checks notes* a sharpened stick? Could you please put at least as much effort into your plot as you put into describing Theresa's body?
"All looked like they were thinking I was an amateur general who didn’t know what she was doing." That's because you are.

Another 372Pages masterpiece.

I honestly don't know what happened in this section of the "book." I cannot follow Norman/Theresa's theory about HAL being dark matter or how it works; it's just rambling, incoherent nonsense. There are several sentences stacking up at an alarming rate that I do not understand at all ("I would have needed to marry you to prove something instead of for yourself.") I've read Facebook rants that are more coherent.

"Airmen in North Korea were dismayed to see the rear eight feet of their jet fighters falling off."
This is such an understatement that I really can't help but laugh. They were dismayed? You think?

They legit made Theresa a five-star general of the US Army so she could take over North Korea...she literally joined the army that same day. If there ever was a Mary Sue, it's Theresa Hartley.

Dang I almost forgot that Theresa's parents existed. No mention of her sister since the first couple chapters, though.

And everyone made such a big deal about the Army/Navy game and it was resolved in one sentence??? Come on we just had a chapter-long plane landing scene. Make it make sense.

So...Theresa just decides to give Earth 24-hour daylight for the fun of it I suppose?
"The world would have many changes to get used to. Crime would go down as criminals lost the cover of darkness. Everybody was joyful at the prospect having twenty-four hour daylight."
CRIME? Oh no, no one's every successfully done crime in the DAYLIGHT! My plans are foiled!
Also, everyone's joyful? Where my night lovers at?

"'Your countries [Libya, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia] are all desert because the land is flat. '"
First of all. That's not how that works (take a shot every time I say that). Second of all, they're not ALL desert EVERYWHERE. Not to mention that IRAN AND SAUDI ARABIA HAVE A TON OF MOUNTAINS ANYWAY SO THERE GOES THAT ARGUMENT (along with Theresa's proposal to make them some mountains if they don't start a war),