Status Updates From Empress Theresa

So...Theresa just decides to give Earth 24-hour daylight for the fun of it I suppose?
"The world would have many changes to get used to. Crime would go down as criminals lost the cover of darkness. Everybody was joyful at the prospect having twenty-four hour daylight."
CRIME? Oh no, no one's every successfully done crime in the DAYLIGHT! My plans are foiled!
Also, everyone's joyful? Where my night lovers at?

"'Your countries [Libya, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia] are all desert because the land is flat. '"
First of all. That's not how that works (take a shot every time I say that). Second of all, they're not ALL desert EVERYWHERE. Not to mention that IRAN AND SAUDI ARABIA HAVE A TON OF MOUNTAINS ANYWAY SO THERE GOES THAT ARGUMENT (along with Theresa's proposal to make them some mountains if they don't start a war),

372 Pages We'll Never Get Back, reading assignment #1

Grandpa, no! Middle aged men, do (and I cannot stress this enough) not write first-person perspective for a teenage girl.

This book, aside from the "Grandpa, no" stuff, and the Mary Sue aspect of the main character, is a manifesto. Too bad Kindle doesn't have a Time New Manifesto font.

"Steve smiled. 'I knew you wouldn’t like [moving Israel]. Plan B is Theresa can raise an island for you out of the ocean floor.'
He pulled out a crude drawing of an island. It was in the shape of the Star of David."
And then Israel agrees to Plan B. Then again, Steve says that everyone who stays will die, so...
Anyway, Theresa is now playing God whenever and however she wants with no regard for peoples' lives.

Good Girl Theresa is now harassing lawyers (preventing them from using any transportation) for just doing their job. Nice work.

"So! I could do anything I wanted to anybody and nobody would dare do anything about it! I kind of liked that."
JESUS CHRIST THERESA ARE YOU A GOOD PERSON OR NOT. I'd say this is an attempt at a reverse character arc but I know how this ends (hint: she's still the most perfect person ever)