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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
is 83% done
“hE’s FoRgEtTiNg It’S mY wEdDiNg ToO” girl u were trying to steamroll him too bffr
— 9 hours, 43 min ago
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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
is 82% done
ahhhh the stupid bs is starting up again
— 10 hours, 1 min ago
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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
is 80% done
I love old man yaoi I’m here for it ok
— 22 hours, 0 min ago
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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
is 80% done
i’m sorry idk what’s wrong with me
— 22 hours, 0 min ago
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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
is 80% done
THEY WANT UNC TO GO SPREAD HIS OLD MAN HOLE OUT IN THE WORLD 🥺💗🥹 heartwarming…
— 22 hours, 0 min ago
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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
is 80% done
I’m sorry that was disrespectful this scene is beautiful truly
— 22 hours, 4 min ago
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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
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I FORGOT ABOUT UNCLE PUSSY 🥺🥺🥺💗💗💗 ((twitter reference TWITTER REFERENCE OK))
— 22 hours, 5 min ago
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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
is 76% done
holy. fucking. shit this speech is long and awkward af like the catharsis was great at first but pls end it…….
— 22 hours, 42 min ago
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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
is 73% done
ok I'm significantly less pissed off by this than the first time around
— Oct 07, 2026 11:09PM
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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
is 64% done
Luc shuuuuuuuut the fuck up
— Oct 07, 2026 02:08PM
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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
is 63% done
YESSSSS OLIVER TELL HIM OFF!!!!!!!!!
— Oct 07, 2026 01:57PM
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Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen
is 61% done
Luc: “so…are we good?”
Oliver, internally: *a large crack shoots down the glass framing of the portrait of their future together*
Oliver: “…yeah, we’re good”
— Oct 07, 2026 01:36PM
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Oliver, internally: *a large crack shoots down the glass framing of the portrait of their future together*
Oliver: “…yeah, we’re good”










