Status Updates From Destined for an Early Grave...

Herself. G was set on fire. Good. F him! Vlad is like, the hell?? M was shocked. Oh, Cat. Guess that was Very. :( Tavia had a much better accent. Spade cut out the silver posion in Bones. They got a fine for stealing J. B could pay. Bones knows that she lied about interfering.
M doesn't like not knowing things lmao.
The super quick novella. Already grabbed Spade and Denise.
I hate that I have to pause them.

Duel. Vlad chatted w Bones. Hi Veritas! U looked so young which is still creepy! Is this V? She kinda sounds like she has an accent. Spade was his second. The Denise stuff must have been not long after. Cos Spade was busy. Annette there too. Ian. She clung to M she could feel Bones pain. Does this mean that Annette could feel it too? She watches as G was about to stab Bones. He smiles at Cat. And she can't help

M doesn't have any more visions. He assumed he will die. They think she is like Vlad. She called M out. He admitted it. B is co- ruler, Cat has her "power", and his ppl will be safe. He also tipped Bones off to go to Ohio. B threatened M. J tried to off herself. Bones found Rodney at 6. Raised him, turned him. They speculate that she feeds off vamps. G accepts the challenge. Dun dun dun. J doesn't have to kill to eat

Bones thought ( thanks to Spade) Cat and Vlad...but no. G showed up w ghoul Cinnamon. And Justina is a vampire. Her heart beats. Someone tossed a punch. Vlad got her out. And got fed on lol
Rodney was not patient. Fabs comes through. They all go to get J. B challenged G to a death duel once Cat had the dreams. Huh. G killed Rodney. Then Cat causes the fire. This is what M saw. And G? She is all aflame. B burns

They are going to formally announce her transition. Apolloyn gets name checked. She needs to beat up Bones to make sure she can fight lol
Natalya??? Lol
Big opening night. Vlad shows up and Cat immediately hugs him. Oops!
And Apolloyn shows up. Rude. Nobody likes you!

Is a vampire. She wanted bagged blood. Oh, sweetie. Oh yeah, her sometimes heartbeat. Her drinking Bones. Mencharies and Spade are like WTF. She doesn't want the human blood. Gf bit Mencharies too. lmao. She is dangerous to them all. She can resist blood, the dawn thing is inconvenient.
Mencharies informs them that Justina was stolen. Whelp, that whole only new vamp thing...
It's hard for Cat. She wants to go now

I love Spade. He is hilarious. Smelly Cat. She still thinks he would say no. She asked Vlad as back up. Cos Bones was here but she lived in trash mountain. Rude! Awkward now.
Their conversation. It was so needed. I thought he said he couldn't hate her? Maybe after st? G attacked her in her sleep. He knows about her turning. I am still waiting for the I could never. Grr. Spade strolled in w food. And now Cat is

She really let her fear color her judgment. Bones went to get her cos he knew that Vlad would not chose her over his ppl. What was he waiting for? They needed to talk. I need that bedroom scene. Where she says that he hated her but he never could. Of course he loves her. It's so heartbreaking. Gah. Stupid bk 4!!

He wants her to turn already. He wasn't supposed to tell her. About the ghouls. How they are talking shit. Vamps are being gotten. G is doing this to get her. Bones doesn't want her to be influenced by her choices. Bones does love her. She is not thinking like a vamp. Bones will have to turn her. She needed a push to make her decision. She hates that she can't fight G as is. She will ask but expected him to say no

How she will always to save him. Cat is not thrilled by the junkyard house. Fabs isn't happy either. Poor them. It breaks my heart. They are not ready for each other yet. Justina is there. lol
Cat says that Bones is not her husband. Justina says Cat doesn't believe that. :( I hate that it's a quick novella, then pause- Denise and Spade. And not these guys yet. Spade is so done w them both. She hit him w a tire lol

Cat was definitely side affected all right. Bad pills! Bones directs the plane to Cat. So Vlad/Cat leave. He kinda compliments Don on the journey. How she saw him. :(
She dreams of Tar pits and stupid G. I think Sharpnel is not nice? Hi Maxiums. Bones and Mencharies show up. He came for her. Vlad and Bones would throw down if given the chance. Bones just couldn't help himself being a jerk to Vlad. He knew she would

So she is done. He wanted to know where she is. She tells Don to reroute Bones. She does not want to see him. W her team. Ian is there. She says Fabs is hers. Don :( he is dying.
Vlad knows he is lying. Off to see Cinnamon. G is one who made Marie. She kills C ( well...did she?) She overheard Vlad/Don. Don was talking about his health. Cat is very much up her own butt. Vlad points out that Don should tell Cat.

Vlad bite her. Then sleepover! Spade calls and is pissed. They found Bones but G is around. Marie locked down the city. Jerri ( who is so familiar! The VQ maybe,) approaches them. Bones and Cinnamon. Bones would know Jerri. Gotta get them out. Poor Cat. Vlad said that Bones could be waiting for her. Or he would come for her. Find out wtf. One way or another. Cos Bones says the others. She thinks it's over

Tate wants her to go back, nope. Vlad offered to keep Cat. Spade was against it. Vlad said calm down fool. It's all good. Then mentioned Gisella . Rude! Says he is protecting an abandoned lover; not his bff wife. Tate was against it, like he got a fucking say, Vlad tossed him. Burnt up some of Spade house. Rude!!
Then they bounce.

Spade defends him. Spade also punched Tate. Fabs goes to spy. She is afraid that Bones isn't playing. Tate is such an asshole. Juan takes Fabs. Spade is doing the most. MVP. Vlad is like fool, u in trouble. They should have let Tate just go. Juan calls her, Fabs is DEVASTATED. Lmao Azriel being all dramatic. Bones was mean- had no wife. Spade immediately defends him. Poor Cat. She thinks he was still hers.

That whole scene, he was so heartbroken. He felt like she wasn't really his, that she was distanced, etc. She and Annette chat. He is feeding the ghoul rumors. She feels that Bones is right. She asks about Vlad knowing where B was, Spade says he lost contact. Rodney heard him say NOLA, they shut down part of the city. She calls Don for help. Tate and Juan show up. W pics. G called to taunt her w B activities.

Vlad laughs his butt off. G won't leave her alone. She is told that Bones won and it was a ruse. She knew that Bones would be mad. Vlad called Spade. Spade will talk to Bones til they get there. B had the ghouls. Vlad says that she can't ever say out loud that she is married to G. And he will always help, if he can. Spade was not happy either. Bones plays the piano. :( my poor heart. This whole scene. He is so :(

Why is she talking to him??? Idiot. She is really dumb. Now she thinks gee, maybe, this was a bad idea? So poor Bones. Just poor man. No matter he was so hurt. :(
I hate this. How her ADULT body is different from the SIXTEEN year old. Yuck. Why is no one pointing out that it's fucking gross. Bye Cat. It's disgusting. See ya after. I love u Mencharies. She stabs him. Yay. So she does know what he did to her.

They finally figured it out re Cat. The gang is all here. They keep sniping at each other. I wonder if that had something to do w G? Spade woke her up. Did she drink everyone? Lol
Spade tells her that he is afraid to lose her. :(
She figured Don could keep get safe. Maybe that was smart. Bones says nope. Lol Cat and Ian spar. Ghouls attack. This is when she will go.
:(
G calls. She told him she was locked up.

I still love that he calls Cat angel. And B doesn't care. Spade takes D home. Cat and bones go to deal w dead guy. I seriously cannot stand kr handle this book.
I cannot wait for Denise and Spade :)

Bones throws out how Cat may be attracted to G, wonder about their ST ( SHE WAS SIXTEEN) but she bleed w Danny. Bones says u can get around that. Past gets thrown in his face. I hate it. I hate it so much. Stop fighting!!! She took the pills, B wakes her up w blood. Texas. Spade, Denise and Cooper cameo. When Spade kills the f outta the baddie. This is when I pinned them. But since his gf was hurt in the same way..

They still don't think it's Cat that is bringing G to their yard. Bones is not the one, y'all. He is so, so, so pisssd off by G trying to take Cat away. Plus, she will always choose Bones. Marie told her that G could give Cat her memories back. Thinks M thinks Cat "belongs" to G. Why M let them go.
Bones would never want to look at a memory that could hurt their marriage. But she does want to know. A month is gone

Marie was knitting lol if G could claim Cat outright, she would ally w G. She does remember tho and lies, right? But G is a loser and needs to go away now. M asks if she would like to be a ghoul? Not a vamp either. She heard that Cat wants to be ghoul and vamp. Nah, she is going to be a vamp instead. Ghouls have been gossiping about her. Lmao Marie never backed Bones like Cat. And then Cat finally sees G. Bones too

We met Eliza, a ghoul who Bones employed. Marie wants to meet Cat, without Bones. Bones had gone to see Marie alone, which pisssed Cat off. Now, they are fighting. Don had the pills. This whole book. :( :/
I love the NOLA music, GA lmao.
Fabien!!! Hi, Southern Azriel. :)
Remy Cas is NOLA too. :p
Where is Southern Rhys?? Awe, Fabs is adopted into the fams. Poor ghosts. Bones pumped F for info. Cat takes F w her

This changes when they are reunited and she is a vampire. Hm. Bye Don and Juan. Bones doesn't sleep. Don off to figure out no sleep pills. New Orelans now. He is off to see Marie. Hi, Marie! Isn't G her sire? Hmm
Omg, Fabein??? Are we getting Ghost Azriel??!! She loves it. Seeing all the ghosts. Off to his house now.