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Morphing_kashi is 76% done

“You have fulfilled your purpose, my Lilliputian child,” he said.

These diminutive petnames get more ridiculous each time lol.

— Feb 13, 2026 10:38AM Add a comment

Morphing_kashi is 74% done

“Who’s Az… Aza…?” I asked.
“God.” Neil reached under the counter and pulled out a pair of tweezers, which he used to pluck at the herbs in the bowl of his pipe. “If God were a sleeping, blathering idiot and all of you four-dimensional critters were just figments of his dreams.” He took a drag. “Also, my dad.”
“You’re Jesus?”[..]
Neil choked.

I'm wheezing

— Feb 13, 2026 10:37AM Add a comment

Morphing_kashi is 50% done

“Does the meat not please you?” he demanded.
“Of course it doesn’t,” I replied. “I’m a vegetarian.”
Riley shook his head. “I don’t understand—yesterday, you ate meat.”
I recalled our dinner at Sardi’s, and smiled indulgently. “That was fish, silly, that doesn’t count.”

That's pescatarian.

— Feb 13, 2026 10:35AM Add a comment

Morphing_kashi is 33% done

“Is this really necessary?” I queried, my voice as even as I could make it and my face pointed in what I assumed was Riley’s general direction. I wriggled my shoulders against the rope. “I hardly intend to run away.”
He finished tying the last knot with a sharp and precise motion, binding me fast. “I restrict your freedom for your own protection,” he said.

Cthulhu yandere mode unlocked.

— Feb 13, 2026 10:33AM Add a comment

Morphing_kashi is 30% done

“What up, girl, you lost?”
I turned around. There stood three men, blocking my way back to the boardwalk.

Are you lost, babygirl?

— Feb 13, 2026 10:31AM Add a comment

Morphing_kashi is 10% done

"Miss Slate, you are one of my best students, but that’s no excuse for not paying attention… or drawing shirtless young men while we’re supposed to be discussing a classic work of literature."

But that's the best time to be drawing shirtless young men.

— Feb 13, 2026 10:28AM Add a comment

Morphing_kashi is 4% done

Yet for all of the peculiar features, its eyes were the most strange and wonderful of all. They were black but not black. All colors and no colors.

Your typical YA male lead. Also, at least it's not orbs.

— Feb 13, 2026 10:26AM Add a comment