Status Updates From A Gay Romance

"Kory is mine,"[...]
"Duh."Blake rolled his eys. "But why are you here in this doll house sitting in tiny doll furniture instead of somewhere having wild gay animal sex the kind of which I've only ever read about?"

Aww... poor Blake!

"No fucking in the foyer," Adrian's voice drifted from the kitchen. He always came in through the garage. "The cameras in there are angeled all wrong and I won't be able to see any of the good stuff."

I kind of like Adrian with two "A"s.

"There's my little narcissistic egomaniac." Ram clipped Kory's chin with a light punch.
"When did you become such a sweet talker, Officer Rage?"
"Blake made me take a class," Ram told him.

LOL

"Don't worry, I won't let anyone violate your body but me. And only if you're still breathing."

Now if that doesn't make you feel better...

"You know we have to do this by the book, Blake. Those were just standard questions."
"I know, but you know how much I love pink sequins. And you were just so mean!"
"I'm the bad cop." The intensity of Ram's growl shook the interrogation room door. "I'm supposed to be."
"You're right, Rammy." Blake sighed. "I forgot how good you were at this."

It was nice being able to flirt with someone that didn't look at his smile and drop to their knees to propose.

Yeah, that also annoys me all the time! *wink*

He was left speechless at the sight of his partner rolling around and clutching the blankets. Ram cleared his throat and growled, "Blake, what in the hell do you think you're doing?"
"He's got a down duvet, Rammy. It's so fluffy! Ijust couldn't resist."

The medicine cabinet held an array of colognes and styling products as well as an entire do-it-yourself anal bleaching kit.

I got the impression they search the wrong appartment... Didn't Kory say himself that he don't need to bleach his butthole? BTW, ew!!!!

"Discount on black velvet. Twenty percent off if you don't step on Kimber and fifty if you pause to say your respects."

His dick twitched, jerking to the boom-boom-clap rythm of We Will Rock You while the rest...

[insert funny gif of dancing penis here]

"...a friend of mine is dead on the floor with a big pair of scissors sticking out of her chest. I guess it's not dire if you needed to get back to whatever you were doing. I'm pretty sure she's not goinig anywhere."

Can't stop grinning!!!

He was now convinced of Mathias' innocence. If you have a twelve-inch pecker, you don't need to lie about a single damn thing in life.

OK, next time I think someone is lying to me, I'll just measure his junk. Then I'll know!

"Limp Dick!" Mathias' voice boomed.
"Snack-size sausage!" Ram retorted.
"I need to piss!" Mathias screamed.
"So do I!" Ram kicked his baritone voice up even louder, not to be outdone.

Hilarious!

These guys put the hard in hardcore and dotted the "i" in pig. They were school cops, the roughest of the rough.

*snickers* I have the feeling this gonna be good!

BR with M&M

"He would have died eventually anyways." Strange thing to think is funny, but it was. HaHa!!!!!!

"We can Bedazzle our Gun belts together. ". LOL

Meh. I can't get into it. I don't think any of it is funny. Maybe I'm just not in a funny-book mood:/

I love Kyle Adams but I've been reading this for almost 2 months. Maybe I'm not into reading spoofs.

“Let’s gyrate.”
“Huh?” Blake asked, pushing his cat eye sunglasses up his nose.
“You know, roll. Let’s roll, Blake. If I don’t get some applesauce stat I might shoot someone.” My eyes are watering... I want to laugh out loud and I can't!

This book is hilarious! Do they take anything seriously? I'm loving it!

This will be a blast to review. Great book. Review to come later.

"Now that you're awake and looking hot, we can speed this recovery along. First and foremost we need to get you laid. The healing powers of sex have been well-documented in various fictional works."

The shower was average sized. No doubt two straight men couldn't easily fit in it together let alone maneuver around each other. Gay men had all sorts of space-saving advantages, namely their willingness to insert parts into one another.

Twisted families always stuck together through things like murder and serial killings, only letting the 'really sick things' like privately having consensual sex with someone of the same gender tear those bonds apart.