Status Updates From Pieces for You (For You, #2)

Oh, my!!! Quiero un Griffin de primero con un Hunter como segundo por favor!!!

Everyone has their launch code, the buttons no one should ever push because the results would be catastrophic.  The son of a bitch secured in the building before me had flipped open the protective plastic casement, keyed in the required sequence, slammed his palm on the big red button, and then threw gallons of jet fuel on the explosion. 

was gonna go to bed earlier but alas

“Excuse me,” I said to capture his attention.  “Did I just hear you growl at that moron, or am I hallucinating now, too?”“I didn’t growl, it was a deep exhale.”

My libido was still on extended vacation in Bora Bora, sunning herself on the deck of her overwater bungalow with a fruity drink in one hand and a book in the other. 

I love Griffin.

Oh, Sam I liked you so much until this point.

Griffin cannot possibly be this perfect. There has to be something wrong with him...an unfortunately placed mole, a secret love child, a mysterious female trapped in his attic...something.