Status Updates From Fool Me Twice (If Only . . ...

>I nod. Real life. It definitely exists. And if I forget it for too long, I’ll be in big trouble. I’ll forget that this is all make-believe and I’ll fall for him all over again, like some lovesick dog who doesn’t know better.

>Screw that.

Points for having a bit of backbone.

here we go here come the plot. let's see how it plays out.

>“Oh, hey, Adam,” I say. “Looking for mushrooms?”

>“You know it,” he says, chuckling. “I’m hoping for fire-breathing superpowers.”

>“That’s totally from the fire flower plant thingy, not the mushrooms, the mush—”

She's not like other girls.. she knows the power-ups in Mario. aaand we're back.

alright there it is. I'm legitimately impressed. Considering how this book has started I'm utterly shocked that she told him how she felt rather than just constantly telling the reader. She had a confrontation and it turned into a game of implied anger but here she actually said out loud what her beef was. He used her and she wasn't cool with it. Bravo. If he has a defense he's not offering it.

good lord it was a joke. you don't need to "I'm not like other girls" this hard. She refuses to wear jeans because they're too plain? She can't wear her Nightmare Before Christmas shirt because it's too morbid? She has to watch Pitch Perfect over and over again because her friend thinks Texas Chainsaw Massacre is too violent. Why can't they find a bloody middle ground?

she's clearly not like other girls. This is gonna get wacky isn't it.

>People think Washington State is all greenery and never-ending rain. They envision the Emerald City, the Puget Sound, ferry boats, fresh salmon, and evergreen mountains … and maybe a few sparkly vampires playing baseball amid the lush forests.

lol congrats twilight on becoming a stereotype of the pacNW