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I finished the Book of Zechariah and the Book of Malachi. I have finished the Old Testament. I would like to end these Old Testament updates with a quote from Zechariah: "Turn you to the strong hold, ye prisoners of hope (...) And the Lord God shall save them." (Zechariah 9:12.- 16).

Finished Book of Zephaniah and Book of Haggai. Started Book of Zechariah. Just 1.5 more Books and I've finished the Old Testament. Juhu

Finished Book of Micah, Book of Nahum, Book of Habakkuk and now starting Book of Zephaniah. Just 4 more Books in the Old Testament and then we are done. Wow, what a journey!

Then, he is isolating himself and is dying in the heat and God casts a pumpkin over his head so he has shadow and Jonah is angry at the pumpkin because he just wants to die and God is like: why are you so angry at the pumpkin? And Jonah is just saying: "I do well to be angry, even unto death." And then the Book of Jonah just ends that was hilarious. Like.. whale, pumpkin and a death wish. 10/10 story, I recommend.

But I absolutely love Jonah because he is an absolute brat. The whole story is he is sent to Nineveh to help the city to repent. But he refuses and rans away (then, the whale swallows him). After the whale vomited him out (lol) he actually goes to the city and the people repent but for some reason he is very pissed by that and tries to kill himself (...)