Status Updates From Unhinged

me abstengo de comentar

don’t mind me! just trying to pull myself out of the biggest reading slump i’ve ever had!

To no one’s great surprise, Zeus stuck his dick into something he shouldn’t have and now we have a sentient door…

i can't take this seriously

tías. que risa

resulta que rosa y yo iremos a ver wicker y en preparación de semejante experiencia audiovisual estamos echándonos unas risas con esto. tías, que el narrador es la puerta. menos mal que mi madre no me sigue en goodreads

I’m not proud of this being on my GoodReads, but I talking to some gals at a bar and one girl recommended it and it’s an absolutely insane plot line. I had to 😩😭😂