Status Updates From Unhinged

Lo que me gusta de estas historias con objetos sintientes es que las autoras le dan una vuelta terrible al asunto de porqué una puerta tiene conciencia, y vos terminas dándoles la razón.

“you’ll turn back into a door every full moon,”

Zeus??? What are you doing here?

“It may have been when I noticed the care she always took sliding the key into my lock.” This is going to be 80 pages of pure joy

Already thrown off by the first sentence lololol “as a door, I didn’t know when I fell in love with Tana, only that I most assuredly was.”

“My Beautiful Tana, how I’ve missed you. I’d die for you a thousand times to live this moment.”

This door man is really wise?

The door’s serious devotion to the FMC is working for me?

This is definitely the weirdest thing I’ve ever read

im in a reading slump, okay? no one say anything

nicole and jake filmed themselves reading this so me watching them is basically reading it 😭

The other thing that really bothered me was that he was acting like a child with no knowledge of anything, except a few words and observations he made from tv shows, but then he started saying other less common words… like he knew the word clit, but not cock, dick, or vibrator? lol and him acting like a kid and her a mom, even while having sex, was really icky. 😫

The door sex noises pushed me over the edge! 🤣🤣
It was both the best (and worse) part!
Honestly I kinda appreciated it and the huge laugh I got the first time it did it before I knew it was coming.
And the fact that some of the noises were recorded by the male narrator’s own door just makes it even better!! I’m impressed he was able to sound turned on making those scenes 😂

This book was not quite what I thought it was going to be… still HILARIOUS and a good, thoughtless time, but this is a book about sex with a door, so let’s be honest I could’ve done without so much plot. 😂 Having the door’s dad be a God that had sex with an oak tree and his wife tell him to make amends… interesting and surprising, but not necessary. Lol

I'm curious 😂 don't judge haha