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Kristi Payne
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The door sex noises pushed me over the edge! 🤣🤣
It was both the best (and worse) part!
Honestly I kinda appreciated it and the huge laugh I got the first time it did it before I knew it was coming.
And the fact that some of the noises were recorded by the male narrator’s own door just makes it even better!! I’m impressed he was able to sound turned on making those scenes 😂
— Oct 16, 2026 01:15PM
It was both the best (and worse) part!
Honestly I kinda appreciated it and the huge laugh I got the first time it did it before I knew it was coming.
And the fact that some of the noises were recorded by the male narrator’s own door just makes it even better!! I’m impressed he was able to sound turned on making those scenes 😂
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Kristi Payne
is 99% done
The other thing that really bothered me was that he was acting like a child with no knowledge of anything, except a few words and observations he made from tv shows, but then he started saying other less common words… like he knew the word clit, but not cock, dick, or vibrator? lol and him acting like a kid and her a mom, even while having sex, was really icky. 😫
— Oct 16, 2026 01:19PM
Kristi Payne
is 99% done
This book was not quite what I thought it was going to be… still HILARIOUS and a good, thoughtless time, but this is a book about sex with a door, so let’s be honest I could’ve done without so much plot. 😂 Having the door’s dad be a God that had sex with an oak tree and his wife tell him to make amends… interesting and surprising, but not necessary. Lol
— Oct 16, 2026 01:10PM