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“Ms. Roth, I’m special agent, Jack Wong and this my partner special agent Tim Wright.  We would like to ask you a few questions if you have the time.”
“Wait a minute, you’re law enforcement officers and your names are Wright and ...” (OMG...)

“Almost there,” he coaxed.
“Yes!” I cried. Then without warning, the blonde Adonis, or “Barry” as we called him, suddenly stood up.
“Okay ladies! Our hour is up. Don’t forget that you need to practice these stretches every day if you want your muscles to stay flexible.” (LMAO, not really what you were thinking right??? LOL)

“A few hours after springing Agnes, I found myself on my back, panting and covered in sweat.  I grabbed my ankles and peered through my trembling legs at the muscular blonde Adonis gazing down, silently praising me with his eyes, a thin sheen of moisture glistening on his tanned brow.
“Do you feel that Abby?”
“Yes!” I gasped. “Oh God! It’s so hard!”
“You can handle it!”
“So close.” (Wait for it....)