Status Updates From The Second Coming (of Werew...

“Stiles swallows down his rising hysteria. “If I somehow have to deliver an ass baby, we are never having sex again ever. Is that clear?”


🤯🤯 😂🤣😂🤣

“Stiles, who’s a horrible person, keeps going, voice light if a little hysterical. “So I’m MTV worthy now! Seventeen and pregnant with werewolf Jesus. And Derek is the baby daddy. Mazel tov!”

It doesn’t matter how many times I read this, that cracks me up.

“Stiles swallows down his rising hysteria. “If I somehow have to deliver an ass baby, we are never having sex again ever. Is that clear?”

That always cracks me up 😂

"Let this be a lesson to you," Stiles says weekly. "Use protection." Omg...so much fun..

Not a fan of mpreg but I can withstand it for Sterek.

No matter how many times I read this, THIS part always hurts.

I love this book. It was a little hard to get the story in the beginnig. It moves really fast and he is pregnant right at the start, but i watched teen wolf and that helps a lot! Still on the beginning, bit i think i like this book a lot

“So I’m MTV worthy now! Seventeen and pregnant with werewolf Jesus. And Derek is the baby daddy. Mazel tov!”

Oooooh, this is good.

Mpreg Sterek…
I might have a problem.

Derek said he wanted to be close to Stiles and then he disappeared, and Stiles doesn't trust anything that can stop Derek from being a creeper. Derek excels at being a creeper, and if something is keeping him from creeping, that something can't be good.
Logic.

Meh, it's a bit boring.

Really enjoying this one. The humor is good.

Stiles, who's a horrible person, keeps going, voice light if a little hysterical. "So I'm MTV worthy now! Seventeen and pregnant with werewolf Jesus. And Derek is the baby daddy. Mazel tov!"

That's shit's funny.

Well, obviously no reason to bury the lead, right?
Now he just has to worry about being seventeen and pregnant. And Derek being his baby daddy. Christ! Stiles groans. "I'm giving birth to Werewolf Jesus."