Status Updates From Peerless: Wu Shuang (Novel)...

Had he been conscious, he might have picked up a rock and stuffed it into Feng Xiao's mouth to stop his chatter.

*baahh ahhaahh haa*

Even a dead man would have twitched at hearing that sentence, let alone Cui Buqu, who wasn't dead quite yet.
"Could you..."
"Hm?"
Cui Buqu's breathing was weak. Close as they were, Feng Xiao had to lower his head and lean in so he could hear the rest. Feebly, Cui Buqu finished, "...shut your fucking mouth?"

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

It's taking me an eternity to read this and I am not proud of it. I also should have donw schoolwork today, but GUESS WHO DIDN'T??? It's my EE, of which I have only like 1200 words of the whole 4000, and it's so disconnected and shit. I still do have like nine days...but...I am cooked...and I also have nine days to finish my history course. So send a prayer to me and also curse my name at the same time to make me wor

“Perhaps you’re not as dazzling as the sun or the moon like I am, but when you stand beside me and bask in my light you’re still a radiant star. A-Cui, if you’re wiling to join the Jiejan Bureau, the title of the fourth chief is nothing. Even if you fell for me and asked me to warm your bed, my venerable self would not decline.” He spoke tenderly, taking Cui Buqu’s hand. *gonna get slapped again*

Though I had some beef with Bai Rong in Thousand Autumns, Bing Xian was cool for all the two seconds she was present.

Feng Xiao chuckled and looped an arm around his waist. “Then you can share my bed with me,” he said silkily. “I can guarantee you a peaceful night’s sleep.”
Suddenly Cui Buqu stood and slapped Feng Xiao soundly across the face. The move was so blisteringly fast not even Feng Xiao ,the martial arts master, could react in time.

Lowkirkenuenly have beef with Feng Xiao for being a dick

Cui Buqu my baby

Oh and also, it’s miracle that not every case in this novel has something to do with the woes and innocence of love. The themes here are much more human and less idealistic compared to its pale imitation. Nobody’s acting like love is a complete paragon. Once again, nobody compare jyjf to this again.

I’ve realized that when I like a book, I have a lot less to say than when I don’t like a book. This novel holds a lot of individuality and holds on its own even with the impression I have of the pale imitation of a novel I read before this. JYFJ, I have a special grudge for you in my heart. The politics here are so much better established and properly developed and detailed. Nobody compare the two again.

Cui Buqu was speechless. He wanted very much to upturn the bowl of congee over Feng Xiao’s head, then take that plate of pickles and smear it all over his punchable face.

This seems really promising with a murder mystery right at the start. (Or a stolen treasure mystery? Either way.)

damn this guy is getting insulted sm 💀

plot is getting exciting tho

He’d yet to finish when the man shed his coat completely and tossed it behind him. Under the dumbfounded stares of the constables and petty officials, the coat was caught by a young man standing behind him.