Status Updates From Magic Slays (Kate Daniels, #5)

“He nodded with a wide grin. “It’s a quiet peaceful kind of snoring. Like a small cuddly Tasmanian devil. Kind of cute when sleeping, all claws and teeth when awake.”

ofc 🤣

“Below me, Curran gathered himself, jumped ten feet in the air, bounced off the concrete into another jump, then another, and landed next to me.
“Me Kate. You Tarzan?”
“No.” ”


🤣🤣lmao

“You know you can’t take me.’ And Joey pulled his knife and told me to protect Julie.”
Ascanio squeezed his eyes shut. “Julie was already messed up. I picked her up and I ran.”
His legs were broken and he’d carried Julie anyway.”

🎶 i’m drowning, it’s raining all day🎶😞💔

“Speaking of sweet young things, how is my boy fitting in?”

Like a square peg into a round hole. “We’re working on it.”

🤣

“I’m tired. My knee is hurting again and I’m trying to teleport myself upstairs.”

“Um, Kate, you can’t do that.”

“I know. But I’m trying very hard. Let me know if I start fading?”

🤣

This book going by so quick omg

“Krav Maga, black belt, Dan five.”

mean he’s shit🤢🥴

ugh whyy my fave authors 😞💔