Status Updates From The King's Stilts

Notes:
(1) I've read so many Dr. Seuss books—nearly all of them—that it's downright SHOCKING to read one that doesn't rhyme!
- For a long moment, I was totally discombobulated!
- Hence, not rhyming this update as I've done for Seuss books hitherto.
(2) I feel the same way about this as J.K. Rowling's "The Ickabog."
- It wouldn't surprise me if this was a direct inspiration.

0h18m. TRT: 0h18m. S: 1. R: 3/5-7/10.