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i will never give birth.

i’ve been wondering about bipedalism and birth since i read first steps so glad we’re diving in here but also the amount of gymnastics a baby has to do to come out of a human mother compared to like everything else on earth is horrifying. also i always forget that babies have soft heads mostly so they can be squished around when they’re trying to come out and that’s awful too