Status Updates From Passion or Pancakes

Please I want to finish this before class

Please do not use squeeze bottle butter as lube

It just keeps happening

What is happening at any point ever

It just keeps going

I love that two of the main plot points in this book are Mark's shaven balls and the fact that Kris' stomach (Stacy) is growling. Also I love the reader of the audiobook because she helps making everything even more unserious than it is.

I'm deeply baffled by all these characters who put their drink near the edge of the table like it's not gonna fall off and shatter into a million sharp pieces