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Please do not use squeeze bottle butter as lube

It just keeps happening

What is happening at any point ever

It just keeps going

I'm deeply baffled by all these characters who put their drink near the edge of the table like it's not gonna fall off and shatter into a million sharp pieces

This book is insane because at no point do I have any idea who anyone is

This makes my brain hurt

"Sucked a hit"

Of her inhaler??

What is happening

There are too many names in this fucking book