Status Updates From By Royal Command

Still not done... *whimper*

The book that will never end. I made it this far, but this is taking WAY too long to finish.

The metaphors. EVERYTHING is a water, fire, weather or war metaphor.

And the interjections. By Odin's smelly underpants, the INTERJECTIONS! Lots of references to Odin and Thor, but no Loki yet. Heroine prefers to invoke St. Cuthbert and St. Wilfrid.

This book is much more Bodice Ripper than I anticipated....

"...the curving shell of secrets nestled between her thighs" o.0

Trudging along; I like that she's resisting but it's so obvious that they're going to screw each other. like the language style of the dialogue.

I'm on page 11 of By Royal Command: Strong-willed opening. A little too "knight in shining armor saves the princess" but hey, I like the instant hate-love thing going on

Strong-willed opening. A little two "knight in shining armor saves the princess" but hey, I like the instant hate-love thing going on.

"Abandoning all decorum, she moved against him as he stroked that pulsing jewel, her channel running slick with honey" Give me strength. Please. Or a large gin. Very large.

"Searing blade of male arousal"?!!! Ouch! Sounds painful! Not the sort of thing I'd want waving around in front (or behind) of me...

"His hand paused, a scant inch above her sheltered crevasse".. Her WHAT? The poor heroine has a frikkin' crevasse!? That sounds pretty painful and not something you really want to get within an inch, in case you fall in, never to be seen again!!! Someone please warn this guy. Urgently.