Status Updates From Arrástrame al paraíso

I feel bad for Alannis. She’s been nothing but kind to Theron and Bella. Little does she know her fiancé-to-be is getting steamy with his ward behind her back.

I just read Anna and the French Kiss, which is a book where the MMC cheats on his girlfriend with the heroine. I was hoping to get away from cheating scandals for a while because they infuriate me, but alas, here we are. In The Bride, the MMC is having a heated makeout session with the heroine, even though he planned on proposing to another woman in a few days. Ughhhh this is so not romantic

I wish I could say the first thing the hero said to the heroine when they met face-to-face was romantic or funny. Unfortunately, I can’t. His opening line to her was: “What the hell are you wearing?” Great. I love when men act like they own women’s bodies.

She is, and I cannot emphasise this enough, psychotic.