Status Updates From The Beast Keepers

“What did you say?”
“Bark.”
“No, you didn’t.”
“Woof?”

“Apparently, they had a fight over the phone, which I don’t understand. How can you fight when you aren’t in the same room to show your teeth to one another?”
(Said by Bingley the dog)

“I find it hard to understand why people value sofas over dogs. I can’t imagine sitting on the couch and reading or watching TV without Duncan curled up with me.

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