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“Since we are sharing. I dated a lesbian once, not female, the guy just acted like a little bitch.” Anise says like she didn’t just shock us.”

sigh

“Since we are sharing. I dated a lesbian once, not female, the guy just acted like a little bitch.” Anise says like she didn’t just shock us.”

sigh

no editing just vibes

don't piss me off

“It was great, I was able to get a couple of things done. I am happy you like the flowers.”
it us out of place i am not crazy

“You pwomise to be a good daddy?” she asks, and she rends my heart in two.”

she talked normally ONE paragraph ago

“Yes, she said he hasn’t spoken since your mom’s death.” That did cause me some distress. “How do you feel about this whole situation.”
she's 5

“Oh, you don’t have to. I don’t do pity dates. You honestly don’t owe me anything.” She pulls her hair behind her cute ear.”

about to go berserk , she was confident and "feisty" 2sec ago?????

“I am so sorry.” I say, my anger has left me; ”

STOP APOLOGISING YOU'RE LITERALLY COVERED IN SHIT BC OF HIM

“the pastor’s wife better hold on to her man tight. I smirk. I am not a homewrecker.”

😏😏😏

“Nikhil nods his head and smiles as he licks his spoon. God, he is going to be a heartbreaker by the time he reaches middle school.”

this is the dad btw . the son is 5

atp iam just going to highlight paragraphs

“No, he is ‘llergic and we can’t have ice cream for breakfast. See please take us back they will kill us.”
My daughter is a firecracker.”

“Suppose I can’t provide for them? The latter is a dumb question I can more than provide for them and three generations after. My family has old money and I also have a few successful businesses. Which includes restaurants, cafes, and catering services.”

maybe i should write a book too

this mf showered in 2 minutes lord help me

the writing... this feels like it was written by an awful man

people don't talk like that

“I should apologize. Better late than never.”

i feel sick

“ I had no right to act as stupid as I did.”
she did nothing wrong i feel like iam going crazy

“Not that I care, but what did I do to you?” I should really let her go inside.
“You are loud and inconsiderate and…” She’s grasping.
“And I don’t care. Good day, ladies. Feel better.” I did care but she can go to hell for being rude.”

What is going on ??? is this a joke am i missing smth

the sentences feel very disjointed

All these POVs are unnecessary. Why is there a POV from a 5 year old?