Status Updates From The Fallen One (Falcon Fall...

I fucking love Dallas in his doggy helmet on special ops.. So cuuute

No shoes, no shirt, no problem.. Fucking hell, Carter!

Could that be her father?
Mother would be too obvious

I love how everyone is waiting for Mya and Oliver to fuck already.. there should be a betting pool running for this for sure

Yeah.. Carter is NEVER living down that fork incident 🫣😂

“That alone should’ve let her know I wasn’t the good man she thought I was. Because I’d let the world burn for just one more minute with her.”
AND THIS IS WHY WE CHOOSE MORALLY GRAY

Oh god, of course his second name is MATTEO 😭

“we believe the insider may be Senator Craig Paulsen.”
YOU DONT SAY? No shit Sherlock.. that dude is vile..

52% in they FINALLY decided to check Diana for a tracker.. and these people are supposed to be professionals 🤦🏼‍♀️

If something happens to that dog, I will riot..He’s so cute in his helmet 😭

I bloody love the fact that Dallas has a helmet 😭 it’s so cute

“I realized his eyes were shut,and he was dragging in an intensely deep breath.Oh shit.”That’s why.”It finally dawned on me.”You don’t want to tie me up because you do want to tie me up?”He was quiet for one of the longest minutes of my life before peering at me.”I’ve got issues.”His anguished tone made it obvious it’d pained him to admit that.”
YEAH NO SHIT!!! YOU DONT SAY!

Oh she’s definitely a Diana.. He will have no peace with her.. she will bust his balls when needed 😂

Seriously.. just my luck.. MMC is a dom, FMC has the same name as I do.. Action was happening in my fucking country and town.. And now a name of an antagonist bitch is the same name as of my ex bff.. Just my luck 🫣

Dallas being a dog which can open doors is so Carter coded 🫣😏

“Diana began stirring in my arms, moaning a little. I considered shielding her from the sun in case that was bothering her, but maybe some vitamin D wouldn’t be such a terrible thing.”
Yeees, Diana would loooove some vitamin D 😁😏🫣

I can’t read about Riga, cuz shit is not accurate already

LET ALONE FMC IS NAMED SAME AS ME THEN ALSO RIGA FUCKING LATVIA, HOME SWEET HOME 🫣

“A few hours ago, the Serbians who took her from the lab separated Diana from some of the other hostages. Those men run a lucrative smuggling operation out of Riga, Latvia.“
THIS FUCKING BOOK IS SOMETHING ELSE AHAHAHAHAHAH

Carter is NEVER living down the cutlery incident

It would be very satisfying if behind all this shit would be Craig Paulsen and Carter would take him out..

Carter, dear, you don’t need to get laid, you need THERAPY

What in 50 shades of grey am I reading?
A Dom dude? Literally no pun intended.. OF COURSE my fave character would be a dom dude 😭🫣😂 I need Jesus

“Not to mention I was getting older. Forty-five as of this past June. And unless I accidentally knocked someone up—God help me, I hoped not—I’d be dying one day as I deserved—alone.”
FORESHADOWING??????

“I hated the whip of chills flying down my body and up the skirt. It was fucking drafty.”
Aaaahahahahhaahha 🫣😂

I still can’t believe Griff made Carter wear a fucking kilt 🫣😂

Excuse me? Griffin and Carter in a KILT? Daaamn ahahahhha

I am so fucking sad for Carter.. he’s so good.. so sad

That woman is such an entitled bitch fucking hell.. I’m so sad for Carter

No fucking way.. SHE CHEATED ON CARTER WITH THAT FUCKING SCUMBAG… REBECCA, you’re the WORST!!! Carter loves you to bits and he’d do anything for you and you just keep on taking and taking..