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Government issued cock ring

I can feel my eye twitching… Going to try to make myself finish this simply because I paid for it.

good grief.

ok i have even more that i beef w but im only gonna address one bc there’s a word count lol. anyway, problem #1: anatomy. specifically the mouth situation. this mf is anubis aka based off a jackal. have you seen their mouths? they’re long like a dogs. thereforeeee if it bites you, it’s not a cute little hickey or nibble, it’s a BITE. so why tf do they keep treating this as if his bites are so petite? pmo..

yeah i’m giving up on page numbers but WOW this is bad. genuinely some of the most freaked out individuals ive ever read PLUS just overall bad writing. i can’t even say it’s like a 13 year old wrote it bc i know there are some 13 year olds delivering some absolute bangers on ao3. but yeah it’s so cliche and way too horny i really want to just stop. but alas… i’ll keep going ig…..

holy cow i’m only ten (?) pages in and i already have way too much to say. for starters, i put the ‘?’ bc this book doesn’t have page numbers??? hello??? that’s literally so weird so im just guessing here lol. secondly, i know i should be reading east of eden but i thought something silly would get me in the reading mood… and this is certainly… silly… in the most wattpad way possible omg

There are some frustrating little inconsistencies. Like Ahnou saying that he leads Fern through the diner with her arm linked in his.
In Fern’s pov, his hand is on the small of her back.

Fuckin hell, I want my own Anubis. 🥹

They’re cute together.