Status Updates From Sauter (Ironside Academy, #3)

Seriously more ppl should be talking about this series!
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Gifted Magic, meets Hunger games, meets AGT, meets Jersey Shore -
And I am here for it all!

The group text 📱😂

I am forever waiting for my girl Isobel to get SOME attention…

last chapter... someone please kill me

ok I have an hour left idc about my responsibilities I'm finishing this right now

also this is so funny. I can't stop laughing

I have 8 minutes left on the timer and the next chapter is 24 minutes 😭😭😭😭😭😭

"They tried to take care of you, pet."

😝😝😝

I’m genuinely so obsessed with Sato and Moses 😭😭😭😭 they’re actually sooooo adorable 😫💕

"'She needs a proper safe word.'

'What the FUCK would she need one of those for?'"


LMAO I'M CRACKING UP

SHUT UP THE CRYSTAL SCENE IS IN THIS CHAPTER Q

"And if I could make myself matter so little so that everyone else could matter so much, then anyone can, and if anyone can, then maybe all of you can make room for me."

she's right

princesssssssss

I have mostly no idea how they're sitting

"But what will I call you? We're running out of petting zoo animals."

LMAO

"'I think I'm very, very, very not asexual.'

'Weird way to announce that you're horny.'"

I'm cracking

"He pressed against her back, forcing her to bend over her legs again."

😈😈😈 I love stretches

"both of his hands dropping to her hips, fingers digging in just above her hipbones and pulling back."


muahahahhahahahahahahahhahaa