Status Updates From The Lumberjack with 2 Rods

It helps me c0me harder to have the flavor of a man’s seed on my lips as he pumps me full down there.

😳

Anything with the word “dandy” is Anglophilic, in addition to using the words “twee” or “fairy”.

I’m not much for the gym. It’s intimidating with all those mirrors.

Go to a CrossFit gym, then. They’re called “boxes” and there are no mirrors there.

Another one from “The Man with 2 Clubs”:

… male-only meetings, like the Bohemian Grove gatherings populated by Presidents, Secretaries of State, senior media executives, and other men of power.

Oops - this was actually from “The Man with 2 Clubs” (with Chloe’s friend Amy & the titular Drake):

This island is part of the MN territory. Or do you (Deux) consider yourselves independent of the state? Kind of how like in Copenhagen, there’s the Free Town of Christiana?

Carl is 45.